Poor Elves

Content how to fake being a programmer 'haha windows is bad' 'php more like phpepsi' 'when you were 12 i was coding in basic' 'im not like other programmers' 'stack overflow comes to me for help' 'i dont use an ide because word 2007 has all the functionality i need'

Content Always code as if the person who ends up maintaining, testing or using your code is a violent human being who knows where you live

Content JUN CALIFORNIA gOL O LOG N

Content 6 7 g 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 define define define define L define define int main() for (int i 0; i 100; i) if (i 15) printf("fizzbuzz else if (i 3) printf ("fizz "); else if (i 5) printf ("buzz "); else printf ("d ", i);

Content I wonder if companies with 100s of resumes would get better hires from taking 50 and reading them carefully rather than putting 500 through an automated process. 43.6k J Reply well first of all what you do is take half the pile and throw it in the trash; you dont want unlucky people working for you anyway 412.3k I Reply ( 387

Content HI! My name is Jason Ah! Nice to meet you, Jason Say Jarvis, aren't you sick of using your mouse to program? Vim keybindings