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Ah, the classic developer trap. Client says "just change this one button color" and suddenly you're staring at 5-year-old legacy code thinking "who wrote this abomination and why did they hate future-me so much?" That innocent "simple change request" always reveals the technical debt lurking in the shadows, and before you know it, you've convinced yourself that rewriting the entire module is the only reasonable option. The real joke? Your estimation of "2 hours" just became "2 weeks" and management still doesn't understand why.

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Physics meets software engineering in this brilliantly accurate parody of Newton's First Law. That dormant side project you started six months ago? It'll stay collecting digital dust until your boss suddenly declares it's "mission-critical" for next week's release. And that perfectly flowing development sprint? It'll continue smoothly right until the client says those five dreaded words: "I've been thinking, what if..." The universal constant in software isn't gravity—it's the inverse relationship between project stability and proximity to deadlines.