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OH. MY. GOD. Someone finally solved the great Python indentation crisis! 'Bython' is basically Python wearing braces like it's some kind of Java costume party! 💅 The AUDACITY of creating a preprocessor that translates curly brackets into whitespace is just *chef's kiss*. It's like giving a snake a makeover with jewelry it never asked for! For everyone who's ever spent three hours debugging because of a single misplaced space - your therapy session has arrived in code form! Next they'll be telling us semicolons are optional but recommended "for emotional support." THE DRAMA!

This programmer just discovered the joy of integer overflow in real life! The odometer reads "P 181181" but they're advertising it as just 45km. Classic programmer move—technically it's just 45km... after rolling over from 999,999! It's like when your unit tests pass because you didn't account for edge cases. The authorities might call it "fraud," but programmers call it "unexpected feature behavior." Next time try using a uint64 for your odometer, buddy!

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