Open your eyes

Imagine being so traumatized by whitespace that you create an entire preprocessor just to use curly braces. That's peak developer rebellion right there! Python devs who secretly hate indentation finally have their savior—Bython—where they can write Python code with C-style braces while still telling everyone they're Python programmers. It's like wearing a disguise to your own language's party. The irony of printing "Python is awesome!" 10 times in a language specifically created to avoid Python's signature feature is just *chef's kiss*.

Ah, the sacred corporate hierarchy in action. VP of Sales mutters something about a feature, and suddenly the entire dev roadmap gets thrown out the window. Never mind the months of planning, user research, or that critical security patch—some executive who just returned from a golf outing with a prospect has spoken. The PM's face says it all: dead inside but still professionally nodding. This is why we drink.

Content OLD MAN VELLS AT CLOUD E4 Are csoperi net) kfos akdk If: s6. - vemo .as.. o: : girly. ne casow rober Cil Farre

Content 1997 2002 2012 2020 java 3 Billion Devices Run Java Slava ORACLE Java 3 Billion Devices Run Java lava ORACLE Lava Stature instaling arg 3 Billion Devices Run Java S lava ORACLE Slava Status. instaling aara 3 Billion Devices Run Java S lava ORACLE

Content Google programmers are programmers are not engineers programmers are programmers are easily scared programmers are arrogant programmers are lazy programmers are losers programmers are weird programmers are idiots programmers are annoying programmers are afraid to touch the code

Content When a program treats the number pad's enter key differently than the primary enter key Enter is Enter!