Oops All Neurotic

The senior developer staring into your soul with that thousand-yard stare isn't just finding bugs—they're having flashbacks to when they wrote that monstrosity at 2am fueled by nothing but desperation and energy drinks. They don't need debugging tools. They remember exactly which caffeine-induced hallucination led to that particular line of code. It's not intuition; it's PTSD with syntax highlighting.

When the job posting says "Entry-level position: 10 years experience required" you know they're expecting candidates who started coding in the womb. This baby gets it—gotta start learning HTML before you can even walk if you want to meet those absurd junior developer requirements. Nothing screams "reasonable expectations" quite like needing a decade of professional experience before your brain is fully developed. The tech hiring market is so wild that parents are probably adding "HTML for Babies" to their baby shower registries right next to the diapers. Start 'em young or they'll never land that $45k/year "senior" position at 22.

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