One of you MUST have an idea?!

THE AUDACITY of code autocomplete suggesting "don't" when I'm trying to write a regex! DARLING, I'm not having an existential crisis in my IDE—I'm trying to match patterns! The computer is literally telling me "don't" like it's my disappointed mother watching me write another cursed regular expression at 2AM. And it's RIGHT. Nobody should be writing regex. NOBODY. It's like the IDE gained sentience just to stage an intervention! 💅

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