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One of us | fix-memes, IT-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
fix-memes, IT-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

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GOD, WHY IS QUANTUM MECHANICS SO WEIRD? IN ORDER TO MAKE A RAINBOW, YOU HAVE TO ‘BREAK" LIGHT INTO WAVELENGTHS WHEN IT ENCOUNTERS A NEW MEDIUM. AFTER THE FLOOD, I WANTED TO MAKE A RAINBOW FOR HIM. IT’S NOAHS FAULT. WELL, IT TURNS OUT THAT IF YOU WANT THAT, YOU HAVE TO TWIDDLE WITH A BUNCH OF ASPECTS OF THE UNIVERSE, ADDING WEIRD STUFF LIKE PHOTON SUPERPOSITION AND PROBABILITY AMPLITUDES. BUT, EVERY TIME I FIXED ONE THING, SOMETHING ELSE SEEMED TO BREAK. SO. I KEPT CHANGING THINGS AND CHANGING THINGS AND THE SYSTEM GOT MORE AND MORE HACKY AS TIME WENT ON. FINALLY, IT GOT SO FUNDAMENTALLY UGLY, I ADDED UNCERTAINTY SO NOBODY COULDI LOOK TOO CLOSE THAT EXPLAINS ALL OF PHYSICS AND WHAT YOU SAID TO NOAH AFTER THE FLOOD. EXACTLY. 4,000 YEARS EARLIER NEVER AGAIN. smbc-comics.com ProarammerHumor.io