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Content My best example when explaining what discrete mathematics is to people who don't know it: 1996 2018

Content DON'T KNOW UNTIL WHAT TIME I'M SUPPOSED TO STAY ONLINE AND AT THIS POINT I'M TOO AFRAID TO ASK

Content Memory usage be like: Windows

Content CLIENT WANTS PER TASK TIME TRACKING FLIGHT INSTINCT INTENSIFIES

Content Looking to hire a Jr Data Scientist: - 15 years Python - 30 years SQL - 20 vears AWS -15 years Spark -15 years Terraform - Core contributor to assembly code base - Team plaver - Should have some sort of martial arts experience, whether Ninja, Jujitsu, or Karate. All 3 is preferred. - Knows SQL, NoSQL, NewSQL and all future flavors of SOL - Proiect Management experience - Strong experience with Keras, TensorFlow, Sklearn, XGBoost and preferably has written their own ML library from scratch. - Should have published at least 2 top level academic papers preferably focused around a Convolutional Recurrent Back-propagating Neural Network - Open source contributor at least 5 projects. - Experience leading teams of 10,000 people or more - Managed CICD pipeline for an application with at least 2 billion daily users -Should have at least 1 PhD, 5 is preferred. Yes, we have ping pong tables and an open floor plan and lots of salty snacks in the breakroom. Organic Kombucha on tap. The interviews will consist of a 5 day process of whiteboarding algorithms from scratch followed by writing your own compiler and a coding exam will be taken at random from the 20 most popular programming languages.

Content Teacher: Can anyone give me examples of things an Al could replace immediately? Me: raises hand Teacher: Very good, any other examples? Me: ProdrammerHumor.io