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Imagine your build suddenly costing 35% more because someone doesn't like the word "POJO" 😂 This satirical post brilliantly mocks both politics and enterprise Java development in one shot. For the uninitiated, POJO (Plain Old Java Object) is a fundamental concept in Java programming—basically a simple class without any framework-specific dependencies. The joke about "technical debt" is particularly savage—as if America's legacy Java 8 applications are somehow contributing to national debt. Meanwhile, every Java developer is quietly calculating how many thousands of Maven dependencies their project has and what the new "tariff" would cost. The real nightmare scenario: "Sorry boss, we can't deploy to production because our Spring Boot app now requires congressional approval."

The universe has a sick sense of humor. You stare at your code for 8 hours straight? Nothing. One lightbulb. But the second you step away to stuff your face, take a shower, or sit on the porcelain throne? BAM! Suddenly your brain floods with brilliant solutions! It's like your subconscious is holding your debugging skills hostage until you're in the most inconvenient situation possible. And of course, the bathroom is where true genius strikes – probably because it's the only place where no one expects you to immediately jump back to your keyboard. Next sprint planning I'm just going to schedule "tactical bathroom breaks" instead of debugging sessions. Much more efficient.

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