"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"

Content HOW TO DELIVER A PROJECT IN 4 EASY STEPS STEP 1: AGREE TO DEADLINES WITHOUT CONSULTING THE TEAM THIS IS WE CAN DO IT IMPORTANT IN TWO WEEKS STEP 2: BREAK THE NEWS TO THE OVERLOADED TEAM WE NEED 2 MONTHS YOU HAVE 2 WEEKSI STEP 3: PUSH THE TEAM TO MEET THE DEADLINE PLEASE GET IT DONE OVER THE WEEKEND. workchronicles.com STEP 4: SHELVE THE PROJECT BECAUSE MANAGEMENT CHANGED ITS MIND NOW THIS IS WE CAN DO IT IMPORTANT IN TWO WEEKS Comics about work. Made with love lots of coffee. Hit the follow button to get the comics in your feed. Work Chronicles workchronicles.com

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The mathematical constant π (3.14) meets Python in the most nerdy way possible! In Python 3.14, the virtual environment creates an executable literally named "πthon" - because of course the Python dev team couldn't resist making this pun when version 3.14 rolled around. It's like they've been waiting since version 1.0 for this moment. The user's confusion is peak programmer humor - they're staring at a Greek symbol in their terminal wondering if their computer is possessed or if they need to update their keyboard drivers. Meanwhile, the Python devs are high-fiving each other for sneaking math jokes into production code.

Content What I am: - Programmer What I'm not: - Facebook Hacker - Printer Wisperer - Laptop Repairer - Spreadsheet Wizard - App Troubleshooter - E-mail Assistant - Bluetooth Ninja

Content when I open Terminal in front of non-IT people. am not a hacker! Non-IT people. He is the hacker! howtoge

The sacred resurrection of ancient tech! Floppy disks—those square relics that Gen Z thinks are just 3D-printed save icons—sacrificed themselves to digital obsolescence only to be immortalized as the universal "save" symbol. Their physical form perished so their spiritual legacy could live on in every toolbar across the digital universe. Next time you click that little square icon, pour one out for the 1.44MB martyr that died for your sins of not backing up your work.