Now this is natural language processing

Content PROGRAMMERS RETURNING FROM VACATION TO WORK ON THE SAME ISSUE THEY'VE WORKED ON FOR 4 MONTHS how's my favorite branch doing?

Content APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your Company and hereby apply for the reDiacement of the deceased vanader. Each time I apply for a job, I get a repiy that there's no vacancy but in this case I have caught you red- handed and vou have no excuse because I even attended the fancral to be sure that he was trul dead and buried before applying, Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his death Certificate.

Content MUSIC A BAND HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW Programmers?

First panel: JavaScript behaving like a normal language where string + string = concatenated string. Second panel: JavaScript on crack where '2'+'2' = 100 and "Hello"+2 = "llo". The true horror of JS type coercion in its natural habitat. What kind of sadistic language designer thought "yes, let's make + sometimes concatenate and sometimes convert strings to numbers based on my mood today"? This is why senior devs have that thousand-yard stare during code reviews.

Content Does vour dog bite? No, but it can hurt you in other ways. Array indexing starts at 1

Content Lumiplan 4 Aptio Setup Utility - Copyright (C) 2012 American Megatrends, Inc. Main Advanced HW Monitor Boot Security Exit UEFI Version Processor Type Processor Speed Microcode Update Cache Size Total Memory : SBC-310 P1.81I Intel (R) Core (TM) 15-4300U CPU 1.90GHZ 1900MHZ : 4065125 3072KB Set the Date. Use Tab to switch between Date elements. 8192MB with 256MB Shared Memory memory Single-Channel Memory Mode DDR3A1 8192MB (DDR3-1600)