Nobody uses flairs anymore. Best practice is to use titles.

That moment when your soul leaves your body because your production app is calling a QA environment. The cat's face perfectly captures that special blend of terror, disbelief, and "I'm definitely getting fired today" that hits when you realize your carefully deployed app is about to bring down the entire system because it's pointing at a test backend. Nothing quite says "professional software engineer" like frantically SSH-ing into production servers at 2 AM while your boss's phone is lighting up with alerts. Just another day in paradise!

Behold the most elegant pickup line in programming history! Someone's trying to be clever with object-oriented syntax, but mixed up the order. In proper OOP, you'd call me.kiss(you) not kiss.me . The second person attempts to correct with me.kiss(you) , only to be met with "it's a programming joke" from someone who clearly didn't get their own joke right. The irony is delicious - nothing says "senior developer energy" like confidently correcting someone else's code while introducing a new bug of your own. Dating in tech is just debugging with extra steps.

Content Bye! Exit the game 52.2 of players have this achievement 47.8 of people How tf do I quit vim?

Content Mark Dalgleish markdalgleish Developers during hackathon: We built an entire application in just 3 days. Developers after hackathon: Adding that icon is going to take 3 weeks.

Content Years of academy training wasted!

Content RU You seem to be shaking the phone in frustration. Would you like to submit a bug report? DISABLE NO YES