"No worries, boss. Just a minor style change."

Content a lily-peet You can tell a lot about a person based on the wear on their keyboard. If the spacebar has a smooth circle in the center, they're a writer. If the WASD keys are worn out, they're a PC gamer. If the Z key has been burrowed through the keyboard to form a hole through the desk, they're an artist. wirehead-wannabe If the keyboard is on the floor in a million tiny pieces, the user is a programmer Source: lily-peet 2.160 notes

Ah, the modern tech interview process in its final form. History major memorizes 500 LeetCode questions and gets hired at FAANG without knowing how to code. Meanwhile, senior devs with 10 years experience get rejected because they couldn't reverse a binary tree on a whiteboard fast enough. The system works perfectly. No notes.

Content ..00 Sprint LTE Messages 10:50 AM James 75 Details Hey, you studied computer science right? yeah I need a favor This girl has blocked me. can you hack into her phone and unblock my number? I'm a software engineer. What The Fuck do you think I do?

Content Crystal Lowery Comedian Crystalllowery My 2nd grader has 5 video meetings per day. Five. At one point he goes, "I think this one could have been an email." So l guess he's ready for the corporate world.

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Content I modified 300 project's files. Added a few new ones. Solved some bugs... My commit's message was: "some updates"