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Nothing triggers financial panic quite like remembering you left an AWS instance running. That $5 test server you spun up "just for a minute" three months ago? It's now draining your bank account faster than a teenager with your credit card at an Apple Store. The cloud giveth, and the cloud taketh away—usually from your checking account. Next time you're wondering why you're eating ramen for the third week straight, check your AWS console. Mystery solved.

The eternal developer dilemma: you score your first dev job, celebrate with plans to finally buy that RTX 4090 you've been eyeing for months... then reality hits. That sweet paycheck suddenly doesn't look so impressive when you realize you'll be eating ramen for 30 days straight just to afford your new silicon baby. The transition from "I'm gonna be rich!" to "Wait, taxes exist?" happens faster than a poorly optimized algorithm. But we still buy the GPU anyway. Because priorities.

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