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Holy crap, how did I miss this? In "The Matrix," Neo literally has to accept a cookie from the Oracle before she'll talk to him. Twenty years later, we're all clicking "Accept Cookies" before websites let us in. The Wachowskis weren't making sci-fi—they were documenting our dystopian future. My mind is absolutely blown, and I've watched that movie like 47 times. Somewhere, a product manager is using this scene in their GDPR compliance slide deck.

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While everyone's freaking out about AI taking over the world, the real crisis is watching humans get progressively dumber with each Stack Overflow copy-paste. We're not building Skynet; we're speedrunning our way back to the Stone Age armed with smartphones. The true evolutionary threat isn't robots becoming sentient—it's developers who can't function without ChatGPT writing their for-loops.

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That moment when your junior dev discovers the "revolutionary" performance hack of turning off authentication. The face you make is a perfect blend of horror and fascination – like watching someone suggest solving traffic by removing all stop lights. Sure, the app will run faster when you remove all those pesky security checks! Just like how a bank would operate more efficiently without those annoying vault doors. Who needs user verification when you can have blazing fast response times ? Security vulnerabilities are just speed features in disguise!

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