Meep Meep: The Loop That Saved Road Runner

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Meep Meep: The Loop That Saved Road Runner

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The age-old battle between while loops and do-while loops, perfectly illustrated by Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote! The Road Runner checks conditions before running (while loop), safely avoiding the cliff edge. Meanwhile, poor Coyote executes first and checks conditions later (do-while loop), guaranteeing at least one painful fall into the canyon. This is basically every programmer's first encounter with loop selection coming back to haunt them in production. Some bugs you just can't patch mid-air!

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