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Content My nodejs programmer friend asks you which package manager is used for C Me: what package manager

Content I Am Devloper iamdevloper being a programmer and watching someone "hack" a computer on a TV show is like being a nurse and watching someone in a movie take blood with a carrot.

Content WHEN THE PROGRAM YOU WROTE NOW ONLY NEEDS 6MB MEMORY INSTEAD OF 200MB HACKERTA

The evolution of README files is getting out of hand! Starting with the basic README.md for normies, then leveling up to README.txt for the slightly cooler devs. But wait—README.pdf?! That's for those documentation wizards who want their formatting PERFECT. And README.mp4? That's galaxy-brain territory for devs who explain their code with ACTUAL VIDEOS! But the final form—Morse code on a telegraph machine—that's for the absolute legends who communicate in ways even Git can't track! Your commit messages may be bad, but at least you're not sending them via telegraph... yet! 😂

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