Maximum Punishment: Integer Overflow Edition

Someone's been reading Uncle Bob's "Clean Code" a bit too religiously! Instead of using normal array indexes like a sane person, they've created named constants for the values 0, 1, 2, and 3. It's like wearing a three-piece suit to take out the trash—technically more formal but completely unnecessary. This is what happens when you follow the "magic numbers are evil" principle without applying any common sense filter. Next up: creating a constant called PLUS_ONE because incrementing by 1 isn't self-documenting enough! 🤦‍♂️

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The sheer OVERKILL of a Product Manager rolling up to a McDonald's drive-thru in a massive military-grade vehicle just to create a Jira ticket is peak tech industry absurdity. It's that perfect metaphor for how PMs approach developers with what they think are simple requests but arrive with all the subtlety of a tank at a tea party. The 16" M2 Max MacBook Pro detail is *chef's kiss* - because obviously you need 64GB of RAM and a $4000 machine to type "As a user, I want..." into a text field that will ruin a developer's entire sprint.

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Non-programmers ask why we always use 'i' and 'j' as loop variables. The answer is simple: it's not a choice, it's a sacred tradition passed down since FORTRAN days. Using 'x' or 'counter' instead would probably summon a daemon that corrupts your Git history. Some programmers claim they've tried using different variables and mysteriously found their keyboards reprogrammed to only type 'i++' the next day. The compiler doesn't care, but the programming gods do.