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HORRIFYING DISCOVERY!!! 😱 Forget razor blades—the REAL danger lurking in your Halloween candy is Microsoft Teams! Just imagine biting into what should be chocolatey bliss only to find the soul-crushing blue icon of mandatory meetings and notification hell! The audacity! The betrayal! I'd rather find actual razors than endure another "quick sync" that drags on for 45 minutes while Dave from accounting shares his screen and can't figure out why we can't see his PowerPoint. This is psychological warfare disguised as candy! CRIMINAL!

HONEY, THE IMPOSTOR SYNDROME IS REAL! That's a black lab swimming with ducks who have NO IDEA they've been infiltrated by a completely different species! Just like when you've been copy-pasting ChatGPT code for a week straight and somehow convinced the entire engineering team you're a coding genius! The whole dev team is like "Great job on that algorithm!" while you're frantically Googling what a for-loop is. Swimming in a sea of competent developers while your brain is screaming "QUACK QUACK I'M TOTALLY A PROGRAMMER" is the most relatable thing ever. We're all just dogs in a duck pond pretending we know what we're doing!

Content Thabiso magwaza 3rd Software Engineer at Discovery Limited 1W Software job postings be like: - Bs Computer science degree, master in machine learning and Al - Competent in C, C, Go, Javascript, Assembly, Linux and SQL - Competent with Docker, Kubernetes, AWS, Azure - Competent in Web Design, back-end design, database design, big data - Must have been to the moon at least once, fought in WW2 and can ride a parashoot - A pilot's licence would be an advantage 6, 9 757 Comments Like E Comment ( Share

Content 1 FOUND BUGS IN 2 HOURS. TESTATHON DEVELOPERS TESTER 1 BMEYUVELIRESI AMEMES WE ARE NEXT.. YOU FOUND 15.AND I FOUND 23.BUGS TESTER 2 LEAD

Content Testers don't break the code, they break your illusions about the code. maaretp