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Content Camo in wars nOW Camo in wars against Al

Content junior dev: why is it important to include comments in the codebase? me: because they supoorts future reading and modification junior dev: how come your code has none? Listen here, you little shit

Content Before being a programmer yourself what did you think of programmers?

Content Time Spent on Project Obsessing over the exactly right hue of blue for the submit button's borders Coding the front end and backend

HONEY, YOU CAN'T JUST "GIT ADD" EVERYTHING YOU SEE! The absolute AUDACITY of developers trying to version control compiled files, logs, and compressed archives! Meanwhile, .gitignore is standing there like the responsible adult at the party, desperately trying to save your repo from becoming a 9GB MONSTROSITY. It's the digital equivalent of your mom stopping you from bringing home every single rock you found at the beach. THANK GOD someone's being the voice of reason in this relationship!

Nothing triggers an existential crisis faster than the "favorite programming language" question. It's like asking a parent to pick their favorite child—except all your children have weird syntax issues and occasionally throw tantrums for no reason. The blank, thousand-yard stare is perfect because you're mentally cycling through all the languages you've loved, hated, and reluctantly used to pay your bills. Python? JavaScript? C++? The correct answer is "whichever one actually works for this specific project without making me question my career choices."