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Content geek vs. non-geek reaction to flaky internet connection hope "hmm, this is taking long" "that will fix everything... 8 ping ifconfig traceroute dmesg reboot iptables reload try other reload site switch wifi off and back on reload check network settings reset router call ISP call ISP geek non-geek I'll just wait a bit maybe it'll come back ProdrammerHumor.io

Content vaporwavesimulator some video game channel: if you use cheats to clip through this area you will find a model of a tomato! i wonder why they put this here me every time: :O !!! dospunk Devs: yeah when we take out the tomato everything breaks so we just left it in Source: vaporwavesimulator

Content Kids in my group in the project The teacher Me showing off my shitty code with 60ifs

Content A TRADE OFFERA i receive: Input you receive: Segmentation fault (core dumped)

Content BLAME WAS IT ME? WHO WROTE THIS CRAP? NOT: ME ( MONKEYUSER.COM

Oh, the DEVASTATING innocence! 😱 Some poor, sweet summer child just unleashed their first web crawler on an unsuspecting server and has THE AUDACITY to wonder if it's a DDoS attack! Honey, your little butterfly of code isn't bringing down anyone's infrastructure—it's like showing up to a tank battle with a water pistol and asking if you're committing war crimes! The server is just sitting there, barely noticing your crawler's gentle tickle while you're over here worried you've committed the digital equivalent of arson. PLEASE, the drama of it all! Next you'll be worried your "Hello World" program is hacking the Pentagon! 💀