/Looks in mirror/ no matter what they say I AM a programmer and I AM a man.

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EXCUSE ME WHILE I SCREAM INTO THE VOID! Here I am, drowning in my 4 MILLION LINES of legacy Visual Basic code—a digital dinosaur that should've been extinct with dial-up internet—while Twitter is over there having its weekly identity crisis about which programming language is hot or dead! 💀 Meanwhile, I'm just trying to keep this prehistoric monolith from collapsing like a house of cards while some tech influencer declares Rust the new messiah and JavaScript officially over for the 47th time this year. THE AUDACITY! Some of us don't have the luxury of jumping ship every time a shiny new framework gets 10 stars on GitHub!

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Content Why? Why? Why? Oh, that's why.

The CS freshman starter pack is brutally accurate! They write "Hello World" once and suddenly have 4 programming languages on their LinkedIn. Their entire development environment consists of VS Code and GitKraken because the terminal is "scary." Their idea of deployment? Submitting assignments through Canvas. They'll spend hours hunting for that missing semicolon while sharing Boromir memes, and their entire personality revolves around the Minecraft-inspired "noob vs pro" dichotomy. The gatekeeping begins before they've even built anything substantial!

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