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Content rtechn... 13h businessinsider.com Andreessen Horowitz investor says half of Google's white-collar staff probably do 'no real work' 1 8.6k 1,045 Join 1.4k

Content Pranay Pathole PPathole Replying to iamdevloper A journalist asked a programmer:- What makes code bad? No comment. 6:16 PM - 20 Jul 18 16 Retweets 71 Likes 17

Content I'M A PROGRAMMER WHILE WORKING WHILE TRYING TO SLEEP Life of a programmer

Content Teacher: l've only got 7 hours of sleep College students: 7 hours?!? We get 3! Doctors: We go one whole day without sleep made with mematic Programmers: Wait you guys sleep

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You know that developer who swears their code is "self-documenting" because they used variable names like x , data2 , and doStuff() ? Yeah, reading their code is basically archaeology. You're standing there like Indiana Jones trying to decipher ancient hieroglyphics, except instead of unlocking the secrets of a lost civilization, you're just trying to figure out why they nested seven ternary operators inside a forEach loop. "Self-documenting" is code for "I was too lazy to write comments and now you're going to suffer." Spoiler alert: your clever one-liner that saves three lines of code isn't clever when it takes 30 minutes to understand. Write the damn comments.