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The lone light in a sea of darkness—that's not insomnia, that's innovation . While normal humans recharge with sleep, programmers recharge with silence, caffeine, and the sweet absence of Slack notifications. That single illuminated window isn't just a programmer working late; it's someone experiencing the only time when their brain isn't interrupted every 12 minutes by a meeting about a meeting. Night coding isn't a preference, it's a survival strategy.

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