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Content can you make a joke about programming? Sure! Here's a programming joke for you: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25! I don't get it Oh, I'm sorry! The joke is a play on the fact that in many programming languages, including C and JavaScript, you can represent dates and times as numbers, using a system called "Unix time." In this system, the number '25" represents Christmas Day (December 25th), while the number '31 represents Halloween (October 31st). When written next to each other, 'Oct 31 and Dec 25 look similar, and the joke is that programmers, who often think in terms of numbers and code, might mix up the two holidays because of the way they're represented in Unix time.

Content Theory is when you know everything, but nothing works. Practice is when you don't know anything, yet everything works. In Programming we combine theory and practice; nothing works, and we don't know why.

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