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Remember when software had actual names with meaning? In the 80s, we named weather prediction software "Aeolus" after the Greek god of winds, complete with a mythological map logo and probably a 500-page manual nobody read. Fast forward to today: "Is it windy? WINDLY™! The logo is literally a 'W' in a circle." Because apparently our creativity died along with our attention spans. Next up: a calculator app called "MATHY" with the groundbreaking tagline "it does math, probably."

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