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When your CS professor asks for a simple multiplication function but you decide to use recursion and set your computer's RAM on LITERAL FIRE! 🔥 The code is basically saying "I'll add 'a' to itself 'b' times" but in the MOST DRAMATIC WAY POSSIBLE! Your poor CPU is screaming in agony while calculating 3×4 through FOUR recursive calls when a simple multiplication operator would've done the job in 0.000001 seconds! The stack trace is probably longer than my list of regrets after staying up all night debugging this monstrosity! And for what? To impress who exactly?! The computer gods are NOT amused, honey! 💅

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Nothing screams "we're doomed" quite like replacing your actual security expert with an AI agent. Sure, hiring a human security advisor is boring and expensive, but at least they won't hallucinate vulnerabilities or suggest storing passwords in plaintext because "it's more efficient." The Drake meme format perfectly captures that moment when management decides to cut costs by letting the AI handle critical security infrastructure. What could possibly go wrong? Spoiler alert: everything. The AI will probably recommend opening port 3389 to the internet and calling it "enhanced accessibility." But hey, at least you saved on that salary!

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