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HANG ON... THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SCALPEL... I'LL LOOK INTO THAT. JONTHEBOSS HOW A PROGRAMMER WOULD MAKE A MISTAKE IN ANOTHER PROFESSION.

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