It Aint Much But It Is Honest Work

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Content Alex Blechman AlexBlechman Programming is chaotic magic. There are no rules. You ask a game dev "Can the player summon a giant demon that bursts from the ground in an explosion of lava?" and they'll say "sure, that's easy" and then you'll ask "can the player wear a scarf?" and they'll go "oof" 8:28 PM 112422 Twitter for iPhone

Content 1 Am Devloper iamdevloper Every developer: we need to implement an email alert system to notify us if production crashes Every developer after the first crash: how do we turn off these email alerts? 1:18 28 Jan 20 Buffer

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Content Rachel Sharp WrrrdNrrrdGrrrl V An older woman came into the bookstore today. I made a joke about a credit card reader issue and she said "these things are all programmed by twenty-five-year- old boys who don't comment their code" and somehow we ended up having a great conversation about programming and biases. 11:47 PM Feb 1, 2020 Twitter for Android 1.4K Retweets 15.2K Likes 1