Is cybersecurity today's snake oil?

That moment when your partner asks what's wrong and your brain is just replaying that time you put all your code in main.h instead of properly separating implementation and interface. Some sins can't be confessed to non-programmers. They wouldn't understand the weight we carry.

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Content DESIGNERS Look, we have similar ideas. No! You stole my idea. PROGRAMMERS Man, I stole your code. It's not my code.

Content Quote 6 Only half of programming is coding. The other 90 is debugging. 99 Anonymous evilmilk.com

Content judge: i sentence you to the maximum punishment.. Me: (whispering) please be death, please be death. judge: learn java Me: fuck

Content Professor: make a program that displays current time. Me: 1 include stdio.h 3 void main() 4 printf ("11:00 am"); 5. 7 Me: compiled and executed program at 11:00 am Professor: congrats you passed (1010)