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Content Computer Science Students Year 1 printf("Hello World") Year 2 Data structures, DBMS, Operating System Year 3 I wanna go home

STOP EVERYTHING! The Rust evangelists have struck again! 🚨 You haven't even fixed your CSS bugs, but suddenly you're possessed with the BURNING DESIRE to rewrite LITERALLY EVERYTHING in Rust because memory safety is your personality now. Who cares if your project works fine? That ancient C codebase powering the internet for decades? Trash it! Your perfectly functional Python API? GARBAGE! The compiler errors will cleanse your soul as you sacrifice months of productivity at the altar of zero-cost abstractions! It's not a programming language, it's a LIFESTYLE CHOICE!

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Content WHEN YOU ARRIVE AT WORK, AND SEE PRODUCTION IS DOWN I'M TAKING THE DAY OFF imofligasem

Finally, a CAPTCHA that separates the real engineers from the Stack Overflow copy-pasters! Good luck finding those 220Ω resistors without pulling out a multimeter and squinting so hard your eyeballs fall out. Those blue ones? Maybe. The brownish ones with the red band? Could be. The tiny ones hidden behind that capacitor? Who knows! I'd rather debug someone else's uncommented legacy code than prove I'm human with this electrical torture test. Somewhere, a hardware engineer is cackling maniacally.

Content Jet jetblack72 Programmer goes to shop for groceries, wife tells him: "Get a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get a dozen." So he comes back home with a gallon of milk and a dozen eggs because he's a programmer, not a poorly programmed computer.