Im Just Waiting

Content faxanadude 1h "Alpha" males losing their shit when their self image is even remotely challenged in any way. 5 Reply 122 PhreedomPhighter 1h I'm an Alpha for sure. But in the video game sense where I'm an early release model with a fuckton of issues. 122

The thousand-yard stare of someone who's survived COBOL, Fortran, and that one codebase from 1997 that nobody dares to touch. Senior devs don't just understand legacy code—they were forged in its fires, back when documentation was a sticky note and version control meant making a copy called "final_FINAL_v2_ACTUALLY_FINAL.txt". They don't fear the spaghetti; they've eaten it for breakfast for decades.

Content WHEN YOU APPROVE SOMEONE ELSE'S CODE REVIEW THAT ENDS UP BREAKING THE PIPELINE AFTER GETTING MERGED IN. (chuckles) I'm in danger.

Content EXPERIENCED DEVS I KNOW THAT 3 BILLION DEVICES RUN JAVA NOOB CS STUDENT JAVA IS HARD TO LEARN! NO ONE USES JAVA ANYWAY!

Content ankit WtFawwk starts typing a new line of code IDE: what is that? what are you writing? tell me right now! wtf? that's not right! is that even rea.. completes the line IDE: oh lol nvm. 9:26 PM 08 Jun 20 Twitter for Android

Ah, the modern "programmer" who only knows how to prompt ChatGPT. Nothing says "I've mastered coding" like typing "Write me a function that..." instead of actually learning syntax. Ten years of experience? More like ten minutes of experience with an AI that does the heavy lifting. The rest of us spent years debugging pointer arithmetic while these folks are getting violently rejected at technical interviews the moment someone asks them to reverse a linked list without digital assistance.