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Behold, the revolutionary idea that would fix SQL forever! Moving SELECT to the end of queries so there's actually context before listing what you want. Because apparently writing queries in the logical order of "Hey database, I want these columns FROM this table WHERE these conditions apply" was too straightforward. Next brilliant innovation: putting your function's return type after the closing bracket. The committee will review your proposal right after they finish indexing their coffee mugs by color.

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That sweet, sweet whisper of "0 warnings, 0 errors" from the compiler is basically foreplay for developers. The sheer ecstasy of code that compiles perfectly on the first try is so rare that when it happens, it literally gives us physical goosebumps. It's that magical moment when you've written 500 lines of code and somehow didn't mess up a single semicolon, bracket, or variable name. Pure. Developer. Bliss.