Im In Immense Pain Please Help

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Content JAVASCRIPT Nice! Not the best DEVELOPER POSITION OPEN salary but think I will apply SEE HOW YOU COMPARE TO THE OTHER 1,146 APPLICANTS

The Ever Given ship stuck in the Suez Canal perfectly represents my project management skills. That massive hull labeled "MY TO-DO LIST OF PROJECTS" isn't going anywhere, while the tiny excavator labeled "MY PROGRESS" is just pathetically scraping away at the edge. Meanwhile, I'm off starting "ANOTHER TO-DO APP" because clearly that's what will solve my productivity issues. Nothing says "competent developer" like having 47 unfinished projects and deciding the solution is project number 48.

Content Other student in my group projects Me trying to chose between Azure and AWS What about FileZilla ?

Content Non I.T. person: What's it like working in I.T.? Me: Imagine a merry-go-round Non I.T. person: Sounds fun Me: i'm not finished ProarammerHumor.io

Content WHICH MACHINE ARE YOU COMFORTABLE WITH?