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Content 1 2 include stdio.h include conio.h include ctype.h include stdlib.h include string.h include dos.h include Limits.h print( "Python")

Content Jr. developer: Why do we write comments? Sr. developer: Because comments helps others understand the code better Jr. Developer: Then why doesn't your code have comments? Sr. Developer: Listen here, you little shit

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Content ess sucks Programming sucks UserInputSucks Folgen The thing we used to call "web development" is becoming "how we build all software". 08:13 - 8. Juni 2019 4 Retweets 28 Gefllt mir"-Angaben 17 4 28

Content static typing improves readability people who use dynamically typed languages for large code bases If those kids knew this was of type String they would be very upset

The calm software engineer enjoying his lunch while chaos erupts in the background is the most accurate depiction of job security I've ever seen. While Jira (blue diamond), XState (X logo), Docker (whale), and Webpack (green logo) battle it out in a JavaScript framework death match, our protagonist knows he's the only one who understands the legacy codebase with 15 years of technical debt. The frameworks come and go, but the engineer who wrote that undocumented spaghetti code that somehow keeps the entire company afloat? Absolutely irreplaceable.