im so proud to be a programmer

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The AUDACITY of this meme! 💅 Reddit comments are LITERAL NUCLEAR WARFARE—giant monsters destroying cities with their savage hot takes and brutal opinions! Meanwhile, pull requests? PATHETIC! Just two dinosaur costumes politely waving sticks at each other in the snow. "I think maybe we should refactor this function?" "Yes, wonderful suggestion, colleague!" The professional facade we maintain in code reviews while secretly wanting to go full Godzilla on that atrocious nested for-loop is the greatest performance art of our generation!

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Content WHEN THE PROD DOWNS ON A SATURDAY AT AM 1 dont want to go.

Content Nick Craver O NickCraver "Uber will use artificial intelligence to identify drunk passengers. It will use factors like time of day, pickup location, and how long a user interacts with the app before making a decision." That's not Al. That's an if statement. 3:59 PM 08 Jun 18