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ABSOLUTE MIRACLE SPOTTED IN THE WILD! Senior and Junior devs experiencing the rarest phenomenon in software development - a QA test report with NO NEW BUGS! 😱 They're laughing hysterically because they both know this magical document will self-destruct the moment they push the code to production. It's like spotting a unicorn riding a rainbow while holding a working printer - theoretically possible but practically NEVER happens! The universe must be glitching today!

Content Me getting a faster processor just to run my bad code: Duck Today at 9.28 PM I just took a pill that helps accelerate my brain waves fruitsalad Today at 9.31 PM You're smart now? Duck Today at 931 PM No Im stupid... faster

Content rprogrammer Posted by uI - "2 hours ago vote If you read documentation you aren't a real programmer Reading documentation is basically just copying someone else code. You can figure out everything you need with simple arithmetic and loops. 2 Comments " Award ( Share Comment as PlasticAd7436 What are your thoughts? Markdown Mode Comment Sort By: Best Y PlasticAd7436 just now rProgrammerHumor 1 Saves samara o ProdrammerHumor.io rprogrammer A community for programmers; discussion of programming and programming news. Join us on Discord - httos:discord.gg TB6HZ74ndm Created Oct 21, 2008 9.1k Members h Online Joined Community options rprogrammer Rules 1. Low-Effort Post