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Content Hard to swallow pills In order to be a successful programmer you need to learn to THINK like a programmer not just syntax

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Content rprogramming Posted by uOnlyRepostsTop 6h 801 02 5 1 Theres a reason that programmers always want to throw away old code and start over: they think the old code is a mess. They are probably wrong. The reason that they think the old code is a mess is because of a cardinal, fundamental law of programming: It's harder to read code than to write it. joelonsoftware.com 4 3.1k 342 Share Award BEST COMMENTS eviljelloman 5h Also the old code is a mess. Replv 1.2k

The human brain: allocating 23% CPU and 2.4GB of RAM to thinking about sex, 8% to lunch plans, and a measly 2.4% to actually finding that seg fault. Meanwhile, writing documentation and unit tests are running in the background with 0% CPU utilization. Priorities perfectly aligned for maximum debugging inefficiency. The real kicker? Those embarrassing memories from 2007 somehow consuming 1.2GB of memory that could've been used to solve the actual problem. But hey, at least "Incoming Bowel Movement" is only using 0.1% CPU - small victories.

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