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Nothing says "committed relationship" like spending 4 hours trying to horizontally align a div only to give up and use flexbox. The real affair is between this poor soul and Stack Overflow. Trust issues? Please. The only thing he's cheating with is margin: 0 auto; and it's clearly not working out.

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The greatest cryptographic catastrophe of our time! Someone just mistook Lady Gaga's keyboard-smashing tweet from 2012 as their private SSH key and posted it publicly with the "BEGIN PRIVATE KEY" header. That's like leaving your house key under a doormat labeled "DEFINITELY NOT A KEY HERE." Any security engineer seeing this is simultaneously laughing and having heart palpitations. The irony of labeling something as private while broadcasting it to the entire internet is just *chef's kiss* perfect.