I'm an Eeyore in life

Content Why Use Arrays? Computer Memory Huge ( 250GB) Computing Fast ( 2 billionsecond) speed Takes direction Does exactly as told Speed of updates Nearly instantaneous Ability to plan reason Cannot make plans; No reasoning skills; Lacks common sense Professor, Can't remember which day it is Slow (needs fingers toes) Leaves toilet seat up Wears t-shirts from 1989 Makes (semi-)complicated plans; Good reasoning skills; Lacks common sense

Content soil Sprint Wi-Fi 11:33 PM 4 75 0 D ... Couples who have moved in together, what surprised you most about living with a malefemale? Discussion 48.2k 20.2k 1 Share VIEW ALL SINGLE COMMENT THREAD Hbmc1123 11h 1 Award How specific I have to be when giving instructions to do something. Like instead of saying "wash the sheets" I have to say "wash and dry the sheets and pillowcases and put new sheets on the bed" Reply 7.7K J jwr410 8h 1 Award This is exactly what it is like being a programmer. 5 4 5.6k J chevdecker 4h Add a comment ProdrammerHumor.io

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The iceberg of developer productivity! That tiny visible tip labeled "Actually Writing Code" represents the 15 minutes of actual coding you do in a day. Meanwhile, lurking beneath the surface is the massive time-sink monster called "Setting Up The Local Environment" - that hellscape where you spend 7 hours fighting dependency conflicts, configuring Docker containers that refuse to play nice, and Googling cryptic error messages that have exactly one result on StackOverflow from 2014 with no answers. The real programming job description should just be "Professional Environment Configurator who occasionally types a semicolon."

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Content OPTIMIST The glass is half full PESSIMIST stacks overflow The glass is half empty the glass is a stupid question