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Content From: customer It doesn't work. Fix it!!! Oh, totally see what they mean by "it doesn't work" now! SLAM madeby vincentdnl

Content JUNIOR DEV WHOSE CODE BROKE PROD: I'M SO SORRY IT'S MY FAULT! Me who knows I should have picked up the issue in non-prod Our fault

Content Boss is on the phone talking to client and keeps saying: "yeah, we can do that!", "sure, we can add that too", "I guess we can make it happen before friday" Devs hearing the conversation:

Content Actually programming Changing the IDE theme 100 times because none fits perfectly made with mematic ProdrammerHumor.io

Oh honey, the AUDACITY of non-programmers approaching developers with their "brilliant" game ideas! 🙄 The first panel: "I have a great idea for a game..." *IMMEDIATE REJECTION* Because sweetie, ideas are a dime a dozen and your "revolutionary concept" is probably just Flappy Bird with cats. But the second panel? "...and I've already created the graphics, 3D models, sound effects, music and everything else you'll need." *INSTANT ATTENTION* NOW we're talking! You've actually done the hard part instead of expecting me to manifest your fever dream into reality for exposure and a pizza! The bar is literally on the floor and you somehow managed to step over it!

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