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Oh, the eternal job security of dealing with clients who say they want a "simple website" but actually mean "Facebook but better" with a budget of $200. The AI apocalypse might be coming for some jobs, but programmers can sleep soundly knowing that no robot will ever decipher "make it pop" or "I'll know what I want when I see it." Our superpower isn't coding—it's somehow building functional software from requirements that change faster than JavaScript frameworks.

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Content What is Pi? Programmer: Math.PI 4 Mathematician: 1 2 - 2 12 3? 52 2 72 Engineer: THREE TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.

Content When the senior developer refactors your code Somebody toucha my spaghet!

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