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The eternal struggle of deciphering a colleague's code has never been so perfectly captured. When someone brags about their "spaghetti code" skills, they're essentially admitting they write tangled, messy, impossible-to-follow code that somehow still works. It's like hearing someone proudly announce they've built a house using nothing but duct tape and wishful thinking. The bewildered reaction is every developer who's had to maintain that nightmare—you heard something about coding skills, but all you registered was "impending doom." This is why code reviews exist... and why developers drink.

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Childhood: "I'll make the next World of Warcraft but with better graphics and cooler weapons!" Reality: Spending 6 months debugging collision detection only to have your game downloaded by your mom and that one supportive friend who gives it a 5-star review despite never making it past the loading screen. The gap between gaming fantasy and game dev reality is basically the distance between "I'm having fun" and "I'm questioning every life choice while staring at a semicolon for three hours."