If parents treated their children like programmers treat their programs

Content 17 Internet of Shit Retweeted Computer Facts computerfact concerned parent: if all your friends jumped off a bridge would you follow them? machine learning algorithm: yes. 2:20 PM Mar 15, 2018

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Content Using literally any name in the world in your code Using John

Unix nerds will get this instantly while Windows users wonder why we're obsessed with felines. The joke is a play on two essential Linux/Unix commands: touch creates empty files, and cat displays file contents. So yes, first you touch file.txt to create it, then you cat file.txt to see what's inside. The kitten's expectant face is exactly how we look at the terminal hoping our code didn't break something important.

Content You can sav with 100 percent certainty that we will never run out of IP v6 addresses? Grey goo happens on a inter galactic scale and they all need IP v6 addresses Text Message Yes 1

Content Hi, how can I help? how many seconds are there in one year 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, and December 2nd well youre not wrong. ProarammerHumor.io