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Ah, the modern code review experience. You're just trying to implement a simple country access control function, and suddenly your IDE is giving you a moral lecture about your variable naming. The function is perfectly fine—it's checking if a country is in an allowed list—but apparently "whitelist" is now problematic terminology. Meanwhile, that null comparison using triple equals is the actual crime here, but the IDE is too busy being the language police to catch it. Next week: your compiler will refuse to run your code unless you've used gender-neutral variable names and commented with appropriate trigger warnings.

The corporate-to-home wardrobe budget transformation is the true remote work perk nobody talks about. Left side: $322 of business casual attire. Right side: $132 of "camera-ready from the waist up" fashion and whatever the hell counts as pants when nobody can see your lower half. The glasses stay though—gotta maintain that "I know what I'm doing" facade while debugging in your underwear. Remote work didn't just save commute time; it liberated us from the tyranny of pants.

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