I Am Enlightened

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When you're so tired of typing "status" wrong that you create an alias dictionary for every possible typo you've ever made. The programmer equivalent of "I don't care what you call me, just call me for dinner." At this point, just rename the variable to "s" and save yourself the carpal tunnel.

Content Adam Charles BaselessPursuit 1d 1 was surprised when my daughter said she learned R at school yesterday, and then I remembered that she's 4 and she meant the letter. My priors are all too skewed 102 17 1,994 20.4K 8.

Sure, your C++ code runs 100x faster... after you spent 100x longer writing it. That caveman dragging the scientist around is the perfect metaphor for C++ performance vs Python simplicity. Your friend's busy managing memory and fighting segfaults while you're sipping coffee after a casual import numpy . The torch might be impressive, but I'll take my 10 lines of readable code over your flaming monstrosity any day.

Content YEAR O YEAR X LET ME WRITE THIS CODE IN ONE LINE WITH COMPLEX ABSTRACTIONS. I AM SO CLEVER! LET ME WRITE THIS CODE SUCH THAT FUTURE -ME CAN EASILY UNDERSTAND IT.

Content No one is pressing the spacebar for indentation "Tabs vs spaces" is a matter of conceptuality and practical advantages, not a matter of typing (how often do you even have to manually set indentation, when your editor does it automatically anyway?) ngflip.com