I Am Enlightened

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Oh. My. GOD. The absolute SHADE of this meme! 💀 While other industries see their customers as actual humans, the software industry is over here picturing us as either cartoon villains, suspicious hackers, government spies, or—my personal favorite—LITERAL SERVERS IN A DATA CENTER! The audacity! Like, honey, I just wanted to use your app, not get profiled as a potential national security threat! This is why I have to enter a 27-character password with hieroglyphics and my grandmother's maiden name just to check my email. The paranoia is REAL!

Microsoft announces AI agents will be built into Windows, and suddenly everyone's planning their Linux migration. Nothing motivates a sysadmin to finally ditch Windows like the thought of Clippy 2.0 with kernel-level access watching your every keystroke. "I see you're trying to maintain some privacy. Would you like help abandoning that completely?"

THE ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of explaining to your Neovim-obsessed friend why their precious "lightweight" text editor is somehow devouring 2GB of RAM while doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! 💀 Like, honey, if I wanted something to eat all my resources while sitting idle, I'd just install Chrome! Your terminal-based minimalist editor with 500 plugins, custom Lua configurations, and language servers is basically an IDE in denial. The conspiracy board in the background is just *chef's kiss* perfect for mapping out this relationship between Neovim and your RAM.

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