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This meme perfectly captures that soul-crushing moment when your C++ compiler vomits 500 error messages because you forgot a single #pragma directive. The look of pure existential despair on LeBron's face is exactly how every developer feels when staring at that wall of red compiler errors. Nothing quite says "I've made a terrible mistake" like watching your error count exceed 1000 because of one tiny oversight. The compiler's like "I'm not even mad, I'm just disappointed" while proceeding to list every single way your code has disappointed your ancestors.

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Content No Code No code is the best way to write secure and reliable applications. Write nothing; deploy nowhere. Getting Started Start by not writing any code This is just an example application, but imagine it doing anything you want. Adding new features is easy too: The possibilities are endless.

Oh how the tables have turned! 😂 Remember 2020? Companies were practically THROWING money and training at anyone who could spell "HTML." Fast forward to 2024 and they want you to be a walking tech encyclopedia with 10 years experience in tools that existed for 5, security clearance higher than the president, and they'll generously offer you $22/hour for the privilege! The tech hiring pendulum swung so hard it broke off and flew into space! The best part? That job posting expired before they even finished typing their impossible wishlist!