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Content Randall Koutnik rkoutnik Why programmers like cooking: You peel the carrot, you chop the carrot, you put the carrot in the stew. You don't suddenly find out that your peeler is several versions behind and they dropped support for carrots in 4.3

When your coworker shares their 4K monitor screen and you suddenly realize they've been coding in font size 8 this whole time. Your retinas burn as you squint at microscopic variable names while they casually navigate their IDE like it's completely normal. Meanwhile, you're over here with font size 16 and still reaching for reading glasses during code reviews.

Content Yours is without a doubt the worst code I've ever run But it runs

Content Pimples? Blackheads? Array starts at Zero Zero ZERO

Content Logic Gate:

Content EXPECTATION REALITY A.l. will usher in a new age of prosperity. Your claim is denied. Go home and die.