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Content I'll make a joke about... Programmers... Not doing any work! How original.o And having no personal life Daring today, aren't we?

Content Job application Inbox me v After weeks of consideration we have decided to go with another candidate who is better suited to our needs at this time. It was noted during your interviews, you told both our recruiter and the hiring manager that "they wasted your time because they were late" and "you took time off from work just to hear a low ball offer and that we should have posted the salary range in the job description" We told you that we do this so people won't apply just for the money. After which you replied "what money?" Thank you for your time and consideration. ProdrammerHumor.io

Content sirocyl sirocyl spooky computer fact! the c: prompt is actually a lil' witch wearin' a crooked hat. C: 23:22 12 Oct. 20 Twitter Web App

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Content Kelly Snyder KelOfKells 20 may. I'm sorry, I know someone worked very hard on this. I thought that after two years my feelings would fade, but the Slack logo is four ducks all sniffing each other's butts and I'm tired of pretending it's not. 9 521 17 8,409 49.1K

Content When the new guy asks me how my code works You wouldn't get it When a senior dev asks me how my code works