I just want to go to sleep...

Content export const isMemberofProgrammerHumor (user: if (user) if (luser.isBanned) if (luser .hasSociallife) if (luser . hasTouchedGrass) if (user. hatesJavaScript) if (user .bulliesPythonForBeingslow) return true; return false; Average Programmer Too many nested ifs, I can't read the code ProarammerHumor.io Average Reddit User They're still arguing, let me read the 57th reply now..

Content IM A PYTHON PROGRAMMER ITMEANS HE IS SCARED OF DATA TYPES INT, BYTE, FLOAT, CHAR WHAT'S A PYTHON PROGRAMMER? NO, IM NOT STOP IT PATRICK YOU'RE SCARING HIM

Content Optimistic developer: "This is a common sense feature that doesn't need documentation" End user:

Content I ARE PROGRAMMER I MAKE COMPUTER BEEP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP

Content 10 WAYS TO TROLL YOUR DEVELOPER 1: CHANGE ALL CONSOLE SETTINGS TO BLACK ON BLACK. STRANGE... NO DEBUG PRINTOUTS 2: HAVE THEM FIX OLD CODE. 3: REQUIRE IT TO WORK ON ALL PLATFORMS. IT WILL HAVE TORUN ON IOS, ANDROID, WINDOWS PHONE AND THIS ROTARY FROM 1931. 4: HIRE UNQUALIFIED DEVELOPERS. CHAD WILLBE DOING UI. 5: DISREGARD ANY NEED FOR TESTING. A TESTING PHASE ISN'T REALLY IN THE BUDGET IT'S JUST GONNA HAVE TO WORK 6: REQUIRE IT TO WORK FOR ALL USER GROUPS. MR. NIBBLES SAID ITS VERY UNINTUITIVE. MEOW. 7: POP YOUR HEAD IN EVERY FIVE MINUTES TOROND OVER YOUR STUPID COWORKERS SHARON USES A QUESTION MARK WHEN SHE GOOGLES A QUESTIONI 8: BLOCK ALL ACCESS TO STACK OVERFLOW. NOW, NOW, NO CHEATING CELO 9: MAKE ALL TASKS TOP PRIORITY. THE DATABASE NEEDS TO BEUP AND RUNNING ASAP, AS WELL AS THE AUDIO ENGINE, CRITICAL AND ALSO 3D BUTTON SHADING. 10:ASK A DEV TO 'FIX YOUR COMPUTER' MR. NIBBLES WAS WATCHING GOOD WIFE AND SUDDENLY THIS BLUE THINGY CAME War and Peas

Content Friends: How did you write this code so beautifully ? Me(Proudiy): I STOLE IT