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The eternal tech industry ouroboros, perfectly captured. Hard times breed manufacturing folks who boost GDP, which spawns SaaS bros with subscription models for everything including your toaster, which inevitably tanks the economy again. Just the universe's way of telling us we'll eventually pay $14.99/month to use our own refrigerators. The circle of software life.