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Ah yes, the classic client scope creep. First panel: "Make me a portfolio website?" Simple enough, just slap some HTML and CSS together, maybe a touch of JavaScript. Second panel: "Now make me a simple store. How hard can it be?" Suddenly you need React, MySQL, authentication, payment processing, and whatever that circuit diagram is supposed to be. Probably the client's "simple" idea for a recommendation algorithm that "just works like Amazon's but better." It's like asking someone to build a doghouse and then casually requesting they add an infinity pool and home theater while they're at it. Because you know, how hard can it be?

When your code is such a mess that it needs Italian condiments to be salvageable! The joke here is brilliant - "spaghetti code" is programmer slang for code that's poorly structured, tangled, and difficult to maintain (just like a plate of spaghetti). So naturally, what does spaghetti need? Tomato sauce! It's the perfect metaphor for trying to fix the unfixable - like slapping documentation on a hopelessly convoluted codebase and calling it "enhanced." Chef's kiss for this delicious blend of culinary and coding disaster.

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