I have never coded or programmed a single thing in my life. Ask me a question and I’ll answer it like I know what I’m talking about.

Content PLEASE DONT LET THE CAT OUT. NO MATTER WHAT IT TELLS YOU! I will debug your code

The career progression of debugging in four panels: Junior dev: "Wrong! You're doing wrong bro!" - Screams at the code like it's a moral failing. Mid-level: "You have to adjust a bit" - Tries gentle persuasion, as if the code might respond to politeness. Senior-in-training: "You blind man!" - Resorts to insults when the bug persists. Senior dev: *silently pours entire can of energy drink into glass* - Has transcended verbal debugging for pure caffeine-powered persistence. The last "..." speech bubble says everything about the resigned acceptance that comes with experience. The product is the glass that's supposed to hold your code. No amount of shouting will fix a bug. Sometimes you just need to drown your sorrows in caffeine and keep going.

Content Stop it, you're crazy! This isn't you talking, it's the vodka! It's not a game for cowards. Leave it... Come on, gimme that and let's get it over with! Each one on his own prod server? Each one on his own prod serve rootserver: SRANDOM 6 0 8 rm - rf I echo "Lucky boy"; CommitStrip.com

Content Write 4 lines of code Bring in 12 dependencies so you can write only 3 lines of code

The language wars have escalated beyond Stack Overflow downvotes. A brave Python developer dared to suggest that not everything needs 500 lines of boilerplate code and now faces the consequences. Next week: C++ developers arrive with actual weapons while JavaScript devs watch from a safe distance, wondering why everyone can't just be dysfunctionally flexible like them.

Content 1should really implement this feature But I won't finish it today..... TODO: Implement Feature Oh yeah. It's all coming together