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Content Factorio dev when a piece of code works "at the first try" After about 2 days of looking over the code, re- arranging, and writing comments explaining parts to myself, I had a plan for how I was going to make it work. The final changes to make everything function correctly took about 1 hour to write, and worked correctlv the first trv. That's not supposed to happen and left me with doubts. Several extra tests later, and asking Boskid to try to break it, it was confirmed to be correct.

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The eternal battle between Squidward (the seasoned developer) and Patrick (the well-meaning but clueless colleague) strikes again! For the uninitiated, F5 is the refresh key - the one frontend developers slam repeatedly while testing changes, hoping their CSS will finally cooperate. The joke brilliantly plays on the double meaning: being a "frontend developer" doesn't actually mean you're afraid of page loads (refreshes)... but let's be honest, after the 47th refresh when your div still won't center, maybe we are all a little F5-phobic. SpongeBob's panic is every senior dev watching junior devs confidently explain concepts they clearly don't understand during standup. "STOP IT PATRICK, YOU'RE SCARING HIM!" is basically code for "please stop talking before the client realizes we have no idea what we're doing."

Content Jon Bois jonbois 23h clocks are such a waste of energy. instead of hanging an electricity-guzzling clock on your wall, just hang up 720 unpowered clocks, each one set to every possible minute. then, if you want to look at a clock, just find the one that shows the current time and look at that one 65 17 1,078 10.9K

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