I guess we are giving your computer to the client

Content Chris Albon chrisalbon Software engineering pro-tip: Follow Do not, I repeat, do not deploy this week. That is how you end up debugging a critical issue from your parent's wifi in your old bedroom while your spouse hates you for abandoning them with your racist uncle. 8:49 PM - 19 Dec 2017 11,775 Retweets 23,488 Likes 254 17 12K 23K Sat

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This is the programmer's version of "give a man a fish" that hits way too close to home. Sure, you can hand someone a working program and watch them struggle for 24 hours trying to figure out why the console is spitting out gibberish. But teach them to code? Congratulations, you've just sentenced them to an eternity of Stack Overflow tabs, mysterious semicolon errors, and the existential dread that comes with realizing your code works but you have absolutely no idea why. The best part? We voluntarily sign up for this torture and then have the audacity to call it a "passion." Masochists, the lot of us.

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Content How to do coding You write some code in the editor Then you try executing it. Fuck! You messed it all up, just like everything else you do. Your code is exactly like your life. A lot of bugs, unreadable... and no one loves you.