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OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of this person to stand on that cliff and declare "Most programming languages are actually ok!" The angry mob with pitchforks was READY TO RIOT! But then—PLOT TWIST—they drop the "Python is better than most and HTML isn't one at all" bomb and suddenly everyone's nodding in agreement like little bobbleheads! 😂 It's the programming equivalent of saying "vegetables are good" to a room full of 5-year-olds and then quickly adding "but candy is better and broccoli isn't food." INSTANT CROWD PLEASER! The Python superiority complex combined with the classic "HTML isn't a programming language" debate? *chef's kiss* Absolute genius crowd manipulation!

The bell curve of software development wisdom strikes again! In the middle, we've got the stressed-out middle manager screaming about "customer validation" and "alignment meetings" while crying tears of PowerPoint-induced despair. Meanwhile, at both ends of the IQ spectrum, the enlightened few have transcended to the zen philosophy of "ship it and see." Nothing beats the beautiful simplicity of pushing code to production and letting real users be your QA team. Sure, sometimes the server catches fire, but at least you're not stuck in your 7th alignment meeting of the week discussing theoretical edge cases that'll never happen. After 15 years in this industry, I've learned that most planning is just postponing the inevitable moment when reality crushes your beautiful architecture anyway.

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