How the Mighty Have Fallen!

Content I received a marriage invitation. In the end was printed. " Your presence itself is a gift. We don't want any gifts at the marriage." I read it again and again. Was getting confused Finally I came to the conclusion, that I am not invited. And decided not to attend

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The ultimate dad joke of programming languages! Despite sharing zero DNA with Java, JavaScript was named purely for marketing hype in the 90s. It's like naming your hamster "Tiger" because it sounds cooler. The sinister grin in the image perfectly captures Netscape's devious marketing team knowing they were about to confuse generations of developers with this naming atrocity. The relationship between Java and JavaScript is basically the same as car and carpet – superficially similar words describing completely unrelated things. Yet here we are, 25+ years later, still explaining to non-programmers that no, we can't fix their Java problem with our JavaScript skills.

Content Professor: make a program that displays current time. Me: 1 include stdio.h 3 void main() 4 printf ("11:00 am"); 5. 7 Me: compiled and executed program at 11:00 am Professor: congrats you passed (1010)

Content WHAT IS YOUR AREA OF EXPERTISE? WELL, FACTUALLY UNDERSTAND HOW GIt WORKS NO YOU DON'T MR SIMPSON NOBODY DOES

Content Companies: "We cannot collect users data without their permission" Also them: gle Is cookies.js if (userInfo, cookies.agreed) Collect (user ,data) else Collect (user data) abc data