How the Mighty Have Fallen!

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Content Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avacados get six They had avacodos

Ah, the classic primary key violation that no one warned the poor user about. Some developer thought storing age as a unique identifier was a brilliant idea, and now we've got 17-year-olds fighting in the Thunderdome for database supremacy. Next time try using UUID instead of, you know, THE MOST COMMON AGE AMONG TEENAGE USERS. This is what happens when you let the intern design your database schema after a Red Bull all-nighter.

Ah, the invisible enemy of Python developers everywhere—the rogue whitespace. While other languages let you scatter spaces like confetti at a parade, Python's like that strict teacher who makes you line up perfectly before recess. The poor soul in this meme is literally pointing at his screen, probably after spending three hours debugging only to find it was an extra space hiding in plain sight. The computer's just sitting there like "I told you exactly what was wrong, but you didn't listen." Nothing quite matches the existential crisis of staring at seemingly identical lines of code wondering why one works and the other summons demons from the seventh circle of syntax hell.

Ah yes, the classic "I met a teenager who built a $600k/month arbitrage bot with AI that worked on the first try" story. Right up there with "my cousin's friend invented blockchain 2.0 in his garage." The beautiful part is the escalating absurdity: design doc → Cursor → Sonnet 4.5 → boom, instant money printer. No debugging, no edge cases, no "wait the API changed" moments. Just pure vibes and arbitrage. The $400k Christmas bug that got fixed during dinner is chef's kiss territory—because nothing says "legitimate trading operation" like losing half a million dollars and casually patching it between turkey and dessert. Running it under mom's Polymarkets account is the cherry on top. SEC investigators love that one weird trick. The punchline "None of this ever happened btw" is unnecessary—we all knew from "worked on the first try."