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Content Me Closing my 25 browser tabs after finally resolving the bug

Ah yes, the pinnacle of UX design—listing every possible phone number in a dropdown instead of using a simple text input. Because why let users type when they can enjoy the thrill of scrolling through thousands of options? Nothing says "we value your time" like forcing you to hunt for your number like it's a needle in a digital haystack. The developer probably thought: "Text fields are so 2005, let's make users earn their form submission." This is what happens when you ask the backend dev to handle the frontend for "just one quick task."

The AUDACITY of JavaScript developers to create an entire UNIVERSE just to print numbers 0-15! Look at that top code—creating an array, filling it, mapping it, and THEN forEach-ing it?! HONEY, WHY?! Meanwhile, the humble for loop at the bottom is sitting there like "I've been doing this since 1995, darling." This is the programming equivalent of using a rocket launcher to kill a spider. I can't even! 💅

Content When I click on this button, the application crashes. Well, don't click on it anymore The user The programmer

Content THE SEEMINGLY HARD TASK (OOF..THIS TASK IS PROBABLY GONNA TAKE ME A WHILE - I NEVER EVEN LEARNED THIS BEFORE! THE SEEMINGLY EASY TASK A LITTLE VI ISSUE? THIS SHOULD TAKE ME 5 MINUTES TOPS. AND THAT WASN'T SO BAD ONLY TOOK 10 MINUTES AFTER FINDING THAT ANSWER ON STACKOVERFLOW! AND BY NOW, IT'S BEEN 23 YEARS, 4 MONTHS, 8 DAYS AND IT'S STILL NOT FIXED YET!

Content Me "Functional code gunshots adultswim.com "Functional' code Me "Why would space radiation flip a bit" ProdrammerHumor.io